Listening to: Simple Mind's "Don't You Forget About Me" From The Breakfast Club Soundtrack
Weather: A chilly 46 Degrees
Welcome back to the 80's!
Today's focus: Heartthrobs...babes...hunks...men that made me drool...
Interestingly enough, a majority of them are major blockbuster stars today...maybe me having a crush on men equates to blockbuster success...
Nah...
So congratulations to my TOP 10...har har
Cary Elwes: AKA "As You Wishing Swashbuckling Handsome Princess Saving Babe From The Princess Bride"
Harrison Ford: AKA "Indiana Butt-Kicking Archaeologist Jones Whom Conveniently Also Helped Take Down An Evil Galactic Empire With His Millenium Falcon"
Leonardo DiCaprio: AKA "Titanically Brilliant Actor/Humanitarian But Many Don't Know He Was Luke On Growing Pains"
**Side note: I don't think I was more obsessed with any of my adolescent crushes more than I was with Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm pretty sure the last number I reached was 27 in terms of how many times I watched Romeo and Juliet sheesh...**
Patrick Stewart: AKA "He's Suave Debonair Distinguished Captain Picard Of Star Trek Fame Who Is Internally A Mutant But Still Classically Handsome"
Christopher Reeves: AKA "Forever Epitomized Superman No Matter How Many Dean Cains Smallvilles And Other Supermans Try Afterwards"
Emilio Estevez: AKA "Breakfast Club Jock Gun Drawin' Young Gun Future Director And Coach Of The Mighty Ducks"
Ralph Macchio: AKA "Karate Miyagi Student Underdog Victor Gets To Win The Girl From Adventures In Babysitting"
**Ralph Macchio was my first officially recognized crush. Congratulations Mr. Daniel San.
Denzel Washington: AKA "Doctor From St. Elsewhere Oscar Winning Glory Braving Still Looks Good No Matter How Much Time Elapses"
Robert Sean Leonard: AKA "Dead Poets Society Ringleading Accomplished Actor Doctor Wilson On House Who Can Swing On Swing Kids"
Johnny Depp: AKA "Hot Enough To Make Eyeliner Look Good 21 Jumpstreeting Chocolatier Tea Party Scissorhanding Best Looking Man On This Planet"
**Congratulations Mr. Johnny Depp you won today's BEST OF!**
Tune in next time for another rowsing rendition of...RANDOM BEST OF LISTS!
Peace!
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